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Twits Posted 10.02.2008 @ 21:45 EDT It's very possible you've never heard of Twitter. It's a micro-blogging service, where people can post short thoughts of up to 140 characters in length. These posts are called "tweets", though their lack of useful content often leads me to call them "twits". Despite that fact, I've been on Twitter for almost two years now. Recently, I've started using it more, and I thought my readers here might like to know. Sometimes, a tweet will lead to a full blog post. Other times, a tweet may be re-used nearly verbatim for part of a post. But often, it's just a quick laugh upon which I don't expand, as with these tweets: Just saw Charlie Wilson's War above a crêperie. Good movie, and now I know that the end of the Cold War smelt of crepes. 05:05 PM January 31, 2008 "Dammit - I missed the Pro Bowl!" is not something you're likely to hear any one say. 06:29 PM February 10, 2008 Yesterday, I was trying to figure out for whom that Friday was so "good". Let's be honest- Jesus had a shitty day. Then I got it - Barrabas! 04:23 PM March 22, 2008 Conducted a survey while getting groceries. Seems Obama has captured 100% of the coveted Prius-driving, Whole Foods-shopping voters. 02:42 PM September 08, 2008 Today I learned the answer to the question "Has anyone ever fallen when they pull the tarp off the field?" that answer is "Yes." 07:11 PM September 12, 2008 So if you'd like to see more brain droppings from my warped mind, you can follow me at http://twitter.com/PBones.

SOIL Shorts: Ghost In The Machine Posted 10.01.2008 @ 23:41 EDT Photo Credit: Colin "Country Roads" Teubner-Rhodes Yes folks, their automated car wash machines are only human. If you enjoy ridiculous or stupid signs, check out full episodes of Signs Of Intelligent Life?. Click to view the full SOIL episode guide.

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