Links to the absurdity that is mankind. Sometimes these links go dead - that's the nature of the web. If a link is dead, move on to the next one.
| Jul 1, 2009: The single greatest FAQ I've ever read. Transformers 2 sounds epically bad. # |
| Jun 28, 2009: Fortunately, most of these folks are too busy to breed. # |
| Jun 26, 2009: Maybe YOUR cup is small... (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Jun 25, 2009: Game show quips # |
| Jun 19, 2009: "This is a chicken joint!" # |
| Jun 4, 2009: The wait until we know how long to wait...is over! (Link: Jeff J.) # |
| Jun 1, 2009: Assault with a pretty bird (Link: Mike S.) # |
| May 11, 2009: It has no bed, but that's OK, because he's never getting laid again. # |
| May 4, 2009: Gross, yet hilarious. # |
| Apr 21, 2009: If you use the Benny Hill Theme, you need a mobile casket. # |
| Apr 13, 2009: I avoid "Weird News" type links, but this is fir too crazy. You'll see what I did there. # |
| Mar 30, 2009: Now we know: 83 wrongs don't make a right either. # |
| Mar 28, 2009: This is an industry type of joke, but it's a damned good one. Compare to stockicons.com. # |
| Mar 25, 2009: "Failed to challenge superiors..." "...demonstrated an unacceptable lack of assertiveness." Amazing. (Link: Quentin) # |
| Mar 24, 2009: I understand the need to codify this. But how do you sleep at night? # |
| Mar 23, 2009: What an incredible waste of time. # |
| Mar 16, 2009: "Yep we're a real bank" # |
| Mar 14, 2009: Rocket Scientists Shoot Down Mosquitoes With Lasers (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Mar 11, 2009: Big Bill Hell's: The swearingest, NSFWest car dealer ad ever! (Link: Quentin) # |
| Mar 11, 2009: That is a a hell of a lot of cereal. (Link: Daniel J.) # |
| Mar 9, 2009: Easter Terducken! # |
| Mar 4, 2009: Now we know. Trading a human being for 10 bats is bad for the self-esteem. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Mar 2, 2009: Not terribly absurd. Maybe how over-the-top packages have gotten? # |
| Feb 24, 2009: Voytek, the Polish Army bear # |
| Feb 20, 2009: Duck Hunt is a lot older than you think. # |
| Feb 18, 2009: No arrest for grand theft auto? (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Feb 16, 2009: And in Kentucky, expect scattered satellite debris, with explosions and earthquakes. (Link: Quentin) # |
| Feb 11, 2009: The important question is, who isn't licensed? (Link: Ben T.) # |
| Feb 8, 2009: Good lord, this is awful. And demotivating. # |
| Feb 3, 2009: "Kebab shop owners were prepared to work long hours, which was unfair competition." # |
| Jan 30, 2009: Great guys, shut the barn door now, that'll help. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jan 26, 2009: He shoulda found that piece of wood. Also, not stepped in front of a monster truck. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jan 23, 2009: Look, I'm sorry for the families. But man - this is ridiculous! (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Jan 19, 2009: The consensus is "Moving boxes" means "Shredding documents". # |
| Jan 17, 2009: Julie Brown, I choose to call you a fucking idiot. # |
| Jan 15, 2009: Sully's awesomeness is pretty absurd. # |
| Jan 13, 2009: "Your vagina is haunted"! (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Jan 12, 2009: It's impossible to count the levels of suck. # |
| Jan 10, 2009: This woman cracks me up. "I never make phone calls after 8 o'clock at night,". Fantastic. # |
| Jan 10, 2009: Lord this is depressing (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Jan 2, 2009: It's even life-sized! (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Jan 1, 2009: It's not that clever. But it's clever enough. # |
| Dec 26, 2008: Some vanity plates are great. # |
| Dec 24, 2008: Deee-sgusting # |
| Dec 20, 2008: Bush creates jobs. In Iraq. # |
| Dec 19, 2008: The word "shame" doesn't even begin to describe what this woman should feel. # |
| Dec 15, 2008: We need a breeding license. # |
| Dec 12, 2008: That's going to be one unfair snowball fight. Secret Service men diving in front of him... # |
| Dec 11, 2008: My favorite bit is that he has 15 of the same toy. # |
| Dec 10, 2008: When Mink joked that he had friends in high places, guard Philip Helton shot back, ?Where, heaven?? # |
| Dec 7, 2008: Mom goes to Whole Foods # |
| Nov 30, 2008: Well, that's completely inappropriate. # |
| Nov 29, 2008: Nike really screwed this whole race up. # |
| Nov 27, 2008: I'd love to hear some real numbers on his profits. # |
| Nov 26, 2008: The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend # |
| Nov 17, 2008: Look for the bit on Quayle. # |
| Nov 12, 2008: Wolves are awesome. Alabama sucks for bicyclists though. # |
| Nov 11, 2008: The web app is sort of weak (it needs live updating), but who doesn't love Muppets? # |
| Nov 10, 2008: "Some kind of special mustache?" "Uh yeah, what, whatever scares you the most, yeah." # |
| Nov 10, 2008: Such a smart criminal was still dumb enough to chew tobacco. # |
| Nov 5, 2008: Hey, look, it's Gregor Samsa! # |
| Nov 4, 2008: Nice idea. Terrible name, but a nice idea. I could go for that. # |
| Nov 4, 2008: The cure for ArmorPlast # |
| Nov 3, 2008: See this picture as well. # |
| Oct 31, 2008: Yet another reason auto-replies suck. # |
| Oct 31, 2008: Ok, octopi are pretty cool. # |
| Oct 29, 2008: If this isn't illegal, it should be. # |
| Oct 29, 2008: Maybe it's time to grow my beard back. (Link: Alex Lewis) # |
| Oct 23, 2008: I get why they wanted the bills. But why did they want the feces?! # |
| Oct 22, 2008: Nature's Weed Killer (Link: Ben T.) # |
| Oct 20, 2008: Well that's just ridiculous. # |
| Oct 18, 2008: Tony Romo, where's your dedication? # |
| Oct 17, 2008: Pick your battles, people. Pick your battles. (Link: Alex Lewis) # |
| Oct 11, 2008: Very quirky, very cool photographs. # |
| Oct 9, 2008: Lazy advertisers. # |
| Oct 6, 2008: Mail Goggles! (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Oct 4, 2008: I'm playing a sad, sad tune on the world's smallest violin, just for you. # |
| Sep 29, 2008: Now that's a headline! # |
| Sep 29, 2008: Cheaper to fly from London to New York... # |
| Sep 28, 2008: The best part is the very end. # |
| Sep 23, 2008: Six weeks later, he went from 180 [pull-ups] to 616. # |
| Sep 22, 2008: What a great obituary. # |
| Sep 22, 2008: I think saying the meeting "failed" is a bit of an understatement. # |
| Sep 21, 2008: Time to get a label maker. # |
| Sep 18, 2008: Revenge is a dish best served cleverly. # |
| Sep 16, 2008: One day, we'll hit the tipping point for security theatre. # |
| Sep 10, 2008: "And she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed." (Link: Chris L.) # |
| Sep 9, 2008: 82-0 isn't a proper score in ANY sport (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Sep 3, 2008: It's funny right now too. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Sep 3, 2008: Filtering stupidity (Link: Colin T.) # |
| Sep 2, 2008: "The strategy even allows for two, three or four quarterbacks on the field." # |
| Aug 31, 2008: Worth its weight in... # |
| Aug 24, 2008: How to draw anything! # |
| Aug 23, 2008: "Which all begs a question...how can one get access to the village?" # |
| Aug 19, 2008: "'It's our belief that Lincoln markets to a different class of people." # |
| Aug 19, 2008: A non-typo from this article. # |
| Aug 18, 2008: Absent man declared dead. # |
| Aug 6, 2008: This story is terrible, but the coincidence is still hilarious. (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Aug 2, 2008: Amazingly, picture #1 looks simultaneously like a little boy, a woman, and an idiot. # |
| Aug 2, 2008: A very cool design/paint job in a parking garage. # |
| Jul 24, 2008: Ludicrous, unfounded terrorism fears, or a truly evil money-making plot? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jul 22, 2008: Hey, finally - a reason to go to Wal-Mart. # |
| Jul 11, 2008: Oh MAN is that a bad domain name. (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Jul 8, 2008: That's just good comedy. # |
| Jul 5, 2008: Well now I'm creeped the hell out. # |
| Jul 2, 2008: Note that the treadmill sucked (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jun 30, 2008: Oh man is that stupid. # |
| Jun 28, 2008: That's a fantastic headline. # |
| Jun 25, 2008: "...late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school." # |
| Jun 24, 2008: Some of these are just creepy as hell. (Link: Matan) # |
| Jun 19, 2008: If there's no dress code, I hope there's a weight code. (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Jun 17, 2008: "They'd argue with your ideas". The bastards! # |
| Jun 4, 2008: This is why you don't wear Crocs. # |
| May 28, 2008: Did you jihadists also wear -pants-? And that not every Arab is a terrorist? # |
| May 28, 2008: I had this plan! Only with thousands of institutions, and no lying or stupidity. # |
| May 25, 2008: Money? An insult! But 10 bats, now we're talking. (Link: Drew T.) # |
| May 14, 2008: That's quite a lot of wine. (Link: Colin T.) # |
| May 6, 2008: Yankee Fan Chris D.: "Just once can he grow a pair?" (Link: Chris D.) # |
| May 2, 2008: I don't know why Yahoo! Sports is covering this, really. It's awful. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Apr 6, 2008: The real cost of sending text messages # |
| Apr 3, 2008: Sometimes, the US is just awesome. # |
| Apr 1, 2008: Some people shouldn't be allowed to possess reproductive organs (Link: Colin T.) # |
| Mar 31, 2008: A nearby barbershop is called Just The Way You Like It. Their domain is Just He Way Ou Lik It .com. # |
| Mar 25, 2008: How do you learn that this will work? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Mar 24, 2008: November is going to be awesome! # |
| Mar 23, 2008: He didn't think we'd buy books, newspapers, or airline tickets over the network. Awesome. # |
| Mar 20, 2008: Burglaries are down because there's no one to fence to. "Everybody has everything now". # |
| Mar 14, 2008: How is that manslaughter? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Mar 12, 2008: Dolphins are awesome. # |
| Mar 11, 2008: This one's for you, Spitzer. # |
| Mar 9, 2008: What editor let that one go? (Link: Mike A.) # |
| Mar 9, 2008: The locations of Ludacris' Hos (Link: Will M.) # |
| Mar 9, 2008: Remind me to invent my own religion (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Mar 8, 2008: Penis Reduction Pills! (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Mar 7, 2008: He stopped for a beer and cigarette! (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Mar 6, 2008: A hidden water tower # |
| Mar 5, 2008: Who knew Jabba The Hutt was behind it all? (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Mar 4, 2008: It's foul, but hilarious. # |
| Feb 28, 2008: Rooftops? They should have just used the back door. (Too easy?) (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Feb 26, 2008: The Song of the Count (Link: Will M.) # |
| Feb 24, 2008: I can think of better ways to go than "Too many fairy cakes" (Link: Guy E) # |
| Feb 20, 2008: Man, they got him but good. The text is good, but the video is worth it (Link: Drew T.) # |
| Feb 17, 2008: So very NSFW. But it's a holiday, right? (Backed up here) (Link: Quentin) # |
| Feb 13, 2008: "There is no manufacturer lock-in, so you can buy paper from different companies." # |
| Feb 11, 2008: Wow. Just wow. ?We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate.? # |
| Feb 11, 2008: What a bizarre way to live. # |
| Feb 7, 2008: This is why there are no married criminal masterminds. # |
| Jan 31, 2008: The Bible has some hilarious stories. There are at least three WTFOLs in here. # |
| Jan 29, 2008: This is the worst thing I've seen in months. Cheeseburger in a can!? WTFOL. # |
| Jan 29, 2008: Who the hell gives an 18 year old an M5? (Link: Chris L.) # |
| Jan 27, 2008: Starbucks helps independent coffee shops # |
| Jan 24, 2008: A door to door tattoo salesman... # |
| Jan 23, 2008: Who the hell parses Roman numerals? # |
| Jan 21, 2008: Pornography v. Reality # |
| Jan 21, 2008: I'm all for a principled stand, but come on. # |
| Jan 13, 2008: That is the saddest thing ever. It's also pretty disgusting. # |
| Jan 12, 2008: Cliff Young is awesome (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jan 10, 2008: So, Jeremy, you're kind of an idiot. # |
| Jan 4, 2008: Lenin haunts the South Pole (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Dec 25, 2007: Christmas greetings, from beyond the grave # |
| Dec 25, 2007: "Have a slightly demented Christmas" # |
| Dec 23, 2007: Yeah, I'm gonna get married really soon. # |
| Dec 20, 2007: You see, consensual underage sex is like dueling # |
| Dec 18, 2007: Seriously, that's a good joke right there. # |
| Dec 13, 2007: It's safe for work. And that's sad. # |
| Dec 10, 2007: If I was going to prank Wikipedia, I'd do it with a page like this. # |
| Dec 10, 2007: I'm pretty sure that's just a furry fly. A cute furry fly, but a fly nonetheless. # |
| Dec 5, 2007: You know, it seems to me that maybe ol' Evel wasn't such a good daredevil. # |
| Dec 3, 2007: Oh Snopes, you know all. # |
| Dec 2, 2007: Reportedly, NASA knows what sexual positions work in space. # |
| Nov 27, 2007: The difference, sir, is that's supposed to go out. Blood and kidneys are supposed to stay in. (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Nov 22, 2007: Happy Thanksgiving! It's a giant hairball! # |
| Nov 20, 2007: Abstinence-only doesn't work? I'm shocked! # |
| Nov 20, 2007: Wow, England. Bike locks? # |
| Nov 18, 2007: Apparently, old Sesame Street is inappropriate for today's kids. # |
| Nov 16, 2007: People are fucked up. Particularly in Indonesia. (Link: Mart) # |
| Nov 15, 2007: 200 per day is a high, not an average. But this is still disturbing. # |
| Nov 7, 2007: See also Tree Saving Colors (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Nov 6, 2007: Man, that badger is a dick. (Link: Ben T.) # |
| Nov 5, 2007: She's "not having it"! # |
| Nov 4, 2007: The last line makes the article. # |
| Oct 27, 2007: A canoe? A beer-nami? Awesome. (Link Chris D.) # |
| Oct 25, 2007: James Lipton was a pimp. # |
| Oct 17, 2007: "Captain Roy's quest is definitely illegal and quite possibly impossible". Incredible. # |
| Oct 12, 2007: This hardly seems like "no-strings". It seems like there are an enormous number of strings, in fact. # |
| Oct 7, 2007: What do you say to this, Anne Frank? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Oct 2, 2007: The best part is they got robbed! # |
| Sep 30, 2007: "Superficial cuts to the buttocks" is a great album name. # |
| Sep 27, 2007: Emergency Coin Flip Day! The playoffs are nuts! (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Sep 26, 2007: I'm all for conservation, but eating trash is a bit much for me. # |
| Sep 23, 2007: "What are friends if they don't know enough to destroy you?" The intriguing writings of a British prostitute. # |
| Sep 22, 2007: Following the Bible for a year. # |
| Sep 21, 2007: A fake bomb as art. Wow. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Sep 20, 2007: "Bad news is he...totaled the company-supplied 2006 Scion XB; good news is he didn't choke to death on his lunch"(Link: Colin P.) # |
| Sep 18, 2007: They asked him to hack them, then pulled the segment because he hacked them. # |
| Sep 14, 2007: The experiments are real. The souls of the scientists are not. # |
| Sep 11, 2007: "What did you do at school today Bjorn?" "We built teacher a coffin!" # |
| Sep 10, 2007: The short version is seventy-nine people worked for over two weeks with no pay. Find out why. # |
| Sep 9, 2007: Pacific tribesman came to study British culture. Oh, and worship Prince Philip. # |
| Sep 4, 2007: The Sims: Torture Test # |
| Sep 1, 2007: Urinals need a new name. # |
| Aug 31, 2007: How To Steal An Elephant. Step 1: Obtain bull elephant. # |
| Aug 29, 2007: "...his favorite players on the Oklahoma Sooners football team..." (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Aug 29, 2007: Oops. What else can you say about sinking the Titanic? # |
| Aug 20, 2007: Yes, the guy at the beerfest who went in the bear cage MIGHT have been drunk. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Aug 19, 2007: Cops plan to check IDs at a bar. Bouncer refuses to allow cop without ID into bar. Bouncer is later arrested. Wow. # |
| Aug 16, 2007: Stephen King was mistaken for a vandal while signing his own books in an Australian bookstore. # |
| Jul 31, 2007: Best crime spree ever # |
| Jul 30, 2007: I've said it before, but seriously - Japan is crazy. # |
| Jul 28, 2007: KUNT! KWTF! KCUF! (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Jul 20, 2007: If it was an obstacle, there'd be no French civil service. (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Jul 19, 2007: I appreciate that it's vegetarian, but I've heard of better quests. (Link : Will M.) # |
| Jul 16, 2007: Curtains sort of defeat the purpose. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jul 13, 2007: Apparently, he wanted money to buy wine, cheese and hugs. They cut out the middlemen. # |
| Jul 3, 2007: The first line might be the best thing ever written. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jun 16, 2007: "The entrant with the closest estimate, or their heirs, would win the car. " # |
| Jun 7, 2007: The last paragraph is the kicker. Get to "Bob's been shot at. He's been stabbed." # |
| May 31, 2007: 15 Reasons Fred Rogers Rocked (Link: Chris D.) # |
| May 25, 2007: Check out the sign - "Let Are Kids Walk" # |
| May 25, 2007: Spiders In The Ear, Part 2: One spider. Not living there. Still gross. # |
| May 24, 2007: Next Year's Darwin Award winner for worst murderer? # |
| May 23, 2007: Trent Reznor on the music industry. And oh man, A Black Eyed Peas ARG. # |
| May 22, 2007: Police office confiscates pot, makes pot brownies, thinks he's ODing and calls 911. # |
| May 22, 2007: They're not all good, but things like "I spit in mine" are. (Link: Drew S.) # |
| May 18, 2007: The name is why engineers aren't marketers # |
| May 6, 2007: "It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear -- what next?" Jesse said. # |
| May 3, 2007: And you thought our gun-toting stuffed Ammo was bad. # |
| Apr 29, 2007: It took 30 years of waiting, but man is a great prank. # |
| Apr 20, 2007: Food that wants you to eat it (Link: Drew S.) # |
| Apr 10, 2007: Interesting public art. Be sure to get to image #9 # |
| Mar 26, 2007: You couldn't read the sign! And if you could, you couldn't write for help! (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Mar 20, 2007: He'd better put her in a hell of a nice home # |
| Mar 20, 2007: Conversations as imagined by others (Link: Drew S.) # |
| Mar 14, 2007: 747 + 727 = loud(Link: Mark J.) # |
| Mar 13, 2007: Because picking up real dog shit is so much fun # |
| Mar 7, 2007: Holocaust Legos. How perfectly awful. (Link: Drew S.) # |
| Mar 2, 2007: The troops were armed with assault rifles - however, they had no ammunition" # |
| Mar 1, 2007: Very well done, Bob Dylan (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Feb 28, 2007: Free Inside! One Jagged Metal Krusty-O! (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Feb 23, 2007: That's some sexy cologne. (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Feb 22, 2007: You suck, Smarte Carte. # |
| Feb 19, 2007: Oddly enough, he hasn't had sex in 19 months either. # |
| Feb 18, 2007: "People think there's nothing going on up here." (Link: Daniel J.) # |
| Feb 13, 2007: Watch for terrorist arrows! # |
| Feb 11, 2007: Smart dog. Dumb woman. # |
| Feb 1, 2007: "That's not a hair question, I'm sorry." # |
| Jan 30, 2007: They caught him. In the parking lot. (Link: Quentin) # |
| Jan 27, 2007: That's $7000 per jack. Yeah, I'd do that. # |
| Jan 27, 2007: Dumb moments in business, 2006. My favorites include 20, 24, 51, 62 and 63 # |
| Jan 25, 2007: Actually, you can eat squirrel - just limit your intake. (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jan 23, 2007: Maybe they could adopt? # |
| Jan 21, 2007: Many of these aren't technically correct, but I was still left gruntled. # |
| Jan 19, 2007: It seems to no longer be updated, but it's hilarious. # |
| Jan 15, 2007: I have to say, I've had better birthday presents. # |
| Jan 14, 2007: How do you console them? (BOOOO!) # |
| Jan 7, 2007: Sealand is for sale! Who wants to go in on it with me? # |
| Jan 4, 2007: Impressive. Crazy, but impressive. # |
| Dec 29, 2006: Page 19 is pretty accurate. Except soccer will never be popular. # |
| Dec 29, 2006: Steve Guttenberg, AKA Anonymous (Link: Drew S.) # |
| Dec 27, 2006: "Got a chimp?" # |
| Dec 26, 2006: Who has 9 volts, but not AAAs? # |
| Dec 23, 2006: Why NOT a 12 foot freaking high Frosty? I'd do it (Link: Quentin) # |
| Dec 22, 2006: I didn't link to the original, but it's hilarious as well. # |
| Dec 22, 2006: The graphical representation for the "catastrofuck": ;...( # |
| Dec 15, 2006: They're sewing the seed of their demise. # |
| Dec 13, 2006: How do you get "nearly attacked"? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Dec 13, 2006: What could possibly go wrong with blind hunting? # |
| Dec 7, 2006: Underage sex is like dueling. # |
| Dec 6, 2006: Yes folks, God is helping deliver Silly String. # |
| Dec 6, 2006: Flatulence, not turbulence... (Link: Ally) # |
| Dec 4, 2006: Really what's absurd is that they haven't built this yet.(Link: Colin P.) # |
| Nov 26, 2006: Peace claims another Architectural Control Committee. # |
| Nov 22, 2006: Is It The Onion or Is It Real?: The World's Biggest Joint (Link: Quentin) # |
| Nov 21, 2006: It will in fact almost invariably blend. # |
| Nov 13, 2006: I don't know where this is from, but it's insane. Squirrel lamps, hamster breeding... # |
| Nov 6, 2006: Oh K-Fed..."The media is hating on you 'cause you suck." (Link: Ben) # |
| Oct 30, 2006: People are often hilarious. Especially lonely people. # |
| Oct 30, 2006: Better than even frozen key lime pie # |
| Oct 27, 2006: "This should only be available to the most depraved people..." (Link: John A.) # |
| Oct 26, 2006: "...Soon the other dogs weren't allowed to play with her." (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Oct 23, 2006: Way to go, Cracker # |
| Oct 23, 2006: It's like a mis-placed Onion article (Link: Quentin) # |
| Oct 22, 2006: It's my belief that Vegemite is an elaborate joke, by Australians, on tourists # |
| Oct 12, 2006: "It's not the financial plan I would choose..." # |
| Oct 12, 2006: Oh. My. God. # |
| Oct 11, 2006: "The nephew received an 'A' on the project..." (Link: Quentin) # |
| Oct 9, 2006: Crazy chalk drawings (Link: Karl) # |
| Oct 4, 2006: If people taste like bacon, we're doomed. (Link: Drew S.) # |
| Oct 4, 2006: I wonder what this does to the blue book value (Link: Neil) # |
| Oct 2, 2006: Sure I walk funny for a few days, but I know I'm not pregnant. # |
| Sep 27, 2006: Oh. My. GOD! Screech!? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Sep 26, 2006: Hate Marmaduke? You'll love this. # |
| Sep 14, 2006: If this isn't the best pig-related story ever, I don't know what is. (Link: Quentin) # |
| Sep 13, 2006: If you know me, you know I like the cell phone part. # |
| Sep 7, 2006: "I've never been to Switzerland..." (Link: Will M.) # |
| Sep 7, 2006: She was cute, but no girl is worth that! # |
| Aug 26, 2006: You gotta spend money to...lose money. # |
| Aug 24, 2006: I get all my science news from MLB.com. # |
| Aug 24, 2006: They live on ice! (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Aug 24, 2006: Yeah, that's a handy knife. # |
| Aug 23, 2006: Some great stop-motion films # |
| Aug 23, 2006: I hide my jewels in a $1.26 million dollar case. What? (Link: Quentin) # |
| Aug 22, 2006: That is some evil right there (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Aug 18, 2006: Denis Leary and Lenny Clarke ripping on Mel Gibson # |
| Aug 16, 2006: You know they invented that category specifically for Paris Hilton. # |
| Aug 16, 2006: "...may require that the handler take off the monkey?s diaper." (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Aug 15, 2006: "...the implant had to be replaced." (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Aug 15, 2006: Old but timeless. Who doesn't like rubber ducks? # |
| Aug 10, 2006: You know, police are never amused (Link: John A.) # |
| Aug 9, 2006: The woman in that picture is clearly stealing a penguin! (Link: Mike Ash) # |
| Aug 6, 2006: I like the third one down. # |
| Aug 5, 2006: "Apparently, the young people use it on the computer," she said. # |
| Aug 3, 2006: An Entire Mouse! (Link: # |
Aug 3, 2006: "...being strangely cradled like a baby." (Link: Will M.)
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| Aug 1, 2006: Why is a 23 year old using a fake ID? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Aug 1, 2006: Of course, it -is- going to collapse on him. # |
| Jul 30, 2006: Jason Bateman, what have you done? # |
| Jul 3, 2006: Dust art (Link: Ben) # |
| Jul 3, 2006: So that's why they wear those robes! (Link: Chris) # |
| Jun 23, 2006: What do you say, except "Poor squirrel"? (Link: Chris) # |
| Jun 23, 2006: Depressing and creepy (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Jun 22, 2006: The World Cup and/or Germany are strange. (Link: Chris) # |
| Jun 22, 2006: Is This The Stupidest Scarf Ever? # |
| Jun 17, 2006: A dog brain-in-a-dish plays Quake 3. # |
| Jun 15, 2006: A memo to the MPAA about the South Park movie # |
| Jun 15, 2006: Nothing I can say will be funnier than the mental image (Link: Chris) # |
| Jun 13, 2006: iPod accessories have officially gone too far. # |
| Jun 12, 2006: Sunday, Bloody Sunday, By George W. Bush # |
| Jun 5, 2006: Well, that's one of the worst things ever. # |
| Jun 2, 2006: I printed out a wallet-sized copy, for future reference (Link: Will M.) # |
| Jun 2, 2006: "Blessed to be alive?" (Link: Mike S.) # |
| Jun 2, 2006: There's no denying it - this is awesome. # |
| May 30, 2006: "I accidentally took my shoe off and hit her with it after she punched me." # |
| May 30, 2006: Dr. Tran! (Link: Will) # |
| May 30, 2006: Come To McDonald's for our all new Explodey Meal! # |
| May 29, 2006: "...I'm not an idiot." (Link: Chris) # |
| May 28, 2006: Quality writing in an AP article. Look for "Farther west lies..." (Link: Quentin) # |
| May 24, 2006: $5000...that's cold. (Link: Mike A.) # |
| May 22, 2006: We call it ArmorPlast (Link: Quentin) # |
| May 19, 2006: "This is what happens when veterans have too much disposable income." # |
| May 17, 2006: They grow a lot of dumbasses in the Garden State (Link: Quentin) # |
| May 16, 2006: Hooray for the Somerville Police Department... # |
| May 16, 2006: The Eminem bit is in fact NOT the absurd part. See the last paragraph. (Link: Colin L.) # |
| May 16, 2006: Bears eat things? Who knew? # |
| May 15, 2006: The absurd part is people complaining about graphics on the next-gen. # |
| May 14, 2006: No, really, the patent system is in great shape. # |
| May 9, 2006: To be fair, there's not a lot else to do in NH. (Link: Ben) # |
| May 8, 2006: It's The End Of The World As We Know It...(Link: Will) # |
| May 5, 2006: "...I know he has a craving for junk food..." # |
| May 4, 2006: Wait for the "He then noticed..." part. # |
| Apr 30, 2006: So much false advertising, so many caveats (Link: Karl) # |
| Apr 23, 2006: The first cell phone call was trash talk. Now they're mostly just trash. # |
| Apr 20, 2006: Just how dumb do you have to be? (Link: Chris) # |
| Apr 19, 2006: Maybe the metal gods think you're as much of an idiot as the rest of us do (Link: Will M.) # |
| Apr 18, 2006: The last paragraph seals it. (Link: Ben) # |
| Apr 13, 2006: Yes folks, joggling. (Link: Chris) # |
| Apr 12, 2006: Paragraph two - Witnesses said it sounded like WHAT? # |
| Apr 7, 2006: If you love insects and jewelry, this is still gross. # |
| Apr 6, 2006: Some of these are pretty normal. And some just aren't. # |
| Mar 17, 2006: Good thing they caught the illegals. That was worth it. (Link: Ian) # |
| Mar 17, 2006: High Street! (Link: Ally) # |
| Mar 12, 2006: "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist." # |
| Mar 11, 2006: Death's dry run for his next stab at me? # |
| Mar 9, 2006: I'm rendered pretty much speechless by this page. (Link: Quentin) # |
| Mar 9, 2006: That's just awful. And why would it need so many keys? (Link: Chris) # |
| Mar 2, 2006: Ah, the Razzies. Delightful! # |
| Mar 2, 2006: It includes an 8 hour, real-time, bus driving mini-game! # |
| Feb 26, 2006: "I feel kind of bad..." (Link: Quentin) # |
| Feb 24, 2006: The Whizzinator rides again! # |
| Feb 22, 2006: Who was he calling? How did he learn to do this? The mind boggles. # |
| Feb 22, 2006: With friends like that... # |
| Feb 16, 2006: Be sure to check step #6 (Link: Jonah K.) # |
| Feb 16, 2006: I know what's going on my wedding registry(Link: Drew S.) # |
| Feb 15, 2006: That's not the preferred nomenclature (Link: Will M.) # |
| Feb 14, 2006: Idle hands... # |
| Feb 14, 2006: I can't believe I almost missed this beautiful story. # |
| Feb 13, 2006: "Now my thoughts are my own." (Link: Will M.) # |
| Feb 13, 2006: Traded for a cartoon rabbit. # |
| Feb 8, 2006: Imagine! # |
| Feb 4, 2006: This is ever so disturbing. # |
| Feb 2, 2006: Glad to hear they got right back to it. # |
| Jan 25, 2006: It's like a year's worth of Absurd Links on just 10 pages. # |
| Jan 23, 2006: Nothing like spending an $120 mil to make people think you're a Mom & Pop. # |
| Jan 21, 2006: Tetris furniture. Overpriced, but very cool. # |
| Jan 20, 2006: They got so much wrong. Repeatedly. # |
| Jan 20, 2006: It's not really absurd, but it is pretty cool looking. # |
| Jan 19, 2006: "Not Yet..." # |
| Jan 17, 2006: I've heard of heartstopping plays, but this is ridiculous. (Link: Jeff M.) # |
| Jan 17, 2006: Chris really got the short end of the stick here (Link: Mart) # |
| Jan 12, 2006: How did iPod Socks become reasonable? # |
| Jan 9, 2006: Karma - it's something Carson Daly came up with. # |
| Jan 6, 2006: I'd definitely buy that. # |
| Jan 5, 2006: I've said it before: audio people are nuts. (Link: John A.) # |
| Jan 5, 2006: "...giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." # |
| Dec 30, 2005: "And I'm not a pervert!" (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Dec 30, 2005: Ouch. (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Dec 27, 2005: Most of these are neat, but check out #6 (First item, second row). # |
| Dec 22, 2005: Granted, it's a little coarse. # |
| Dec 22, 2005: Apparently, it did not work. # |
| Dec 22, 2005: Truly bizarre # |
| Dec 19, 2005: Chlorophyll? More like...nevermind, this is interesting. # |
| Dec 15, 2005: This whole site is great # |
| Dec 15, 2005: That's good advice # |
| Dec 14, 2005: At least there will always be someone to reset the servers (Link: Will) # |
| Dec 13, 2005: Just don't keep anything important on it (Link: Neil) # |
| Dec 9, 2005: I wonder what the property taxes are like. # |
| Dec 9, 2005: Perhaps the best display of the ancient art of Freestyle Walking in existence # |
| Dec 9, 2005: Excellent, just excellent. # |
| Dec 4, 2005: The Japanese again! (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Dec 2, 2005: I linked to it back in February, but for the first time ever, I'm linking to a site again. It's that good. # |
| Dec 2, 2005: Study up! # |
| Dec 2, 2005: See the second headline # |
| Nov 30, 2005: Why did Wendy's even hire him? # |
| Nov 22, 2005: "You gotta have a heart." (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Nov 22, 2005: That pickup isn't compact either, but Jesus H. (Original image: otierney.net) # |
| Nov 17, 2005: Just buy a new printer! # |
| Nov 9, 2005: Best graphic ever (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Nov 9, 2005: Why is that a question? # |
| Nov 9, 2005: Perhaps not the best marketing move of 2005. (Link: Will) # |
| Nov 7, 2005: I'm dumbfounded. They're just dumb. # |
| Nov 3, 2005: You might not even know you need it (Link: William) # |
| Nov 2, 2005: The one house in Arkansas with no gun... (Link: Chris) # |
| Nov 2, 2005: Worst scratch n' sniff ever # |
| Nov 1, 2005: This may be the best thing ever. (Link: Will) # |
| Oct 28, 2005: Yeah, that's got staying power. # |
| Oct 23, 2005: You'd think it had gotten old, but it hasn't. # |
| Oct 20, 2005: Oh my god, it's the perfect link! # |
| Oct 20, 2005: Too bad he wasn't a Robert Parish fan # |
| Oct 18, 2005: That sounds phenomenally awful. # |
| Oct 15, 2005: If it wasn't so disturbing, it might be funny. # |
| Oct 13, 2005: Hardest "Where's Waldo" ever # |
| Oct 12, 2005: It comes with a gun! A second gun! (Link: Quentin) # |
| Oct 10, 2005: "Someone got a penis in the nose." (Link: Gus) # |
| Oct 10, 2005: People never cease to amaze (Link: Mark) # |
| Oct 10, 2005: Wee little parties (Link: Alex) # |
| Oct 5, 2005: Drew Shelton, buy this product # |
| Sep 27, 2005: So, so wrong. # |
| Sep 26, 2005: They call him Flipper, Flipper... # |
| Sep 24, 2005: Not safe for small children (Link: Ally) # |
| Sep 16, 2005: I have a new nightmare. # |
| Sep 15, 2005: Where's G? # |
| Sep 14, 2005: Right now it's a little short of being a million dollar idea. # |
| Sep 9, 2005: How Much is Inside? # |
| Sep 6, 2005: Come back! I love you!!! # |
| Sep 3, 2005: If only they'd played... # |
| Sep 2, 2005: Oh Steve, will you never learn? # |
| Sep 2, 2005: "Like is he a stamp collector or a lawyer?" # |
| Sep 2, 2005: Ouch, Philadelphia. Ouch. # |
| Aug 30, 2005: That's pretty obscene # |
| Aug 19, 2005: Stupid! # |
| Aug 16, 2005: People sicken me. # |
| Aug 13, 2005: Curse your lack of omniscience, Sue Martin! # |
| Jul 28, 2005: "Who even has cassette players anymore?" "The terrorists, Carly, that's who." # |
| Jul 27, 2005: That's kind of gross, really. # |
| Jul 23, 2005: To be fair, that's a pretty cool injury. # |
| Jul 21, 2005: That's disgusting, AND hilarious # |
| Jul 20, 2005: Neat, except for how it charges (Link: Nick S.) # |
| Jul 20, 2005: Zoom all the way in (Link: Nick R.) # |
| Jul 19, 2005: I guess if she were ugly, it'd be ok. # |
| Jul 17, 2005: The top of the Somerville Target store # |
| Jul 17, 2005: How some movies should have ended # |
| Jul 13, 2005: That's phenomenally dumb # |
| Jul 10, 2005: Waterpoof ink... (Link: Will) # |
| Jul 8, 2005: That's fantastic (Link: Nick S.) # |
| Jul 6, 2005: He's pretty crazy. (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Jul 2, 2005: Audiophiles are insane. Just insane. (Link: Will) # |
| Jun 30, 2005: That's incredibly disgusting (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jun 29, 2005: "The ironing is delicious" # |
| Jun 27, 2005: Absurd and awesome (Link: Chris D.) # |
| Jun 18, 2005: A week later, we recut the solo with an actual ninja in the studio... (Link: Tim) # |
| Jun 15, 2005: Why bother with The Onion? (Link: Quentin) # |
| Jun 12, 2005: Scathing! (Link: Will) # |
| Jun 10, 2005: It's not as mean as the seals... (Link: Will) # |
| Jun 9, 2005: Who isn't going to be offended by this? (Link: Will) # |
| Jun 9, 2005: Well that's gross. # |
| Jun 8, 2005: It's raining men...holy hell # |
| Jun 7, 2005: That's just pathetic (Link: Mark J.) # |
| Jun 2, 2005: Who knew you could run over yourself? (Link: Chris D.) # |
| May 30, 2005: Orson Welles! # |
| May 21, 2005: That's pretty gross # |
| May 16, 2005: Someone had too much free time (Link: Chris) # |
| May 10, 2005: "An absolute and irrevocable transfer of title..." # |
| May 9, 2005: "Failure to stay in marked lanes" - Ha! # |
| May 5, 2005: What does that last line say about the cereal factory? (Link: Chris) # |
| Apr 20, 2005: Rationalizing is fun! # |
| Apr 16, 2005: Yet another company to avoid: Verizon # |
| Apr 11, 2005: Way to go, Best Buy # |
| Apr 8, 2005: I'm sorry, what? (Link: William) # |
| Apr 6, 2005: Holy Hell (Link: Ben) # |
| Apr 5, 2005: The World's First! # |
| Mar 31, 2005: Yeah, I think we've become too litigious. (Link: Quentin) # |
| Mar 17, 2005: Impressive Pennies (Link: Quentin) # |
| Mar 16, 2005: "I'm happy nobody's dead." (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Mar 15, 2005: Enjoy this helpful and entirely objective advice. # |
| Mar 9, 2005: And I thought my site was a waste of time. # |
| Mar 5, 2005: Beef...'N Guns. This is (currently) a front page link on site59.com. # |
| Feb 26, 2005: Holy hell, we've become The Onion. (Link: Nick S.) # |
| Feb 20, 2005: Sometimes people get a tiny bit of what they deserve. (Link: Chris) # |
| Feb 19, 2005: http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/ # |
| Feb 17, 2005: Thanks, Microsoft! (Link: Eric) # |
| Feb 10, 2005: A "coincidence"? How long before this gets pulled? # |
| Feb 8, 2005: It's all real, and all great. # |
| Feb 1, 2005: It's possible we've hit a new low (Link: Mike) # |
| Jan 31, 2005: For the obsessive-compulsives, $168 is well worth it. (Link: Chris) # |
| Jan 26, 2005: And people think athletes are overpaid. (Link: Chris) # |
| Jan 22, 2005: This took 116 steps # |
| Jan 20, 2005: You might get arrested, but it's still hilarious. # |
| Jan 20, 2005: Awesome. Just awesome. (Link: Mart) # |
| Jan 18, 2005: This is the second case? # |
| Jan 15, 2005: Wow. WOW. Oops? Be sure to check out the slideshow. # |
| Jan 14, 2005: Power is so sexy! # |
| Jan 13, 2005: Such cajones... # |
| Jan 12, 2005: The horse pulling the buggy was not injured. (Link: Mart) # |
| Jan 12, 2005: The Gang Of Four...Monkey (Link: Chris) # |
| Jan 10, 2005: I hope it winds up as something funny, and not just a swoosh. # |
| Dec 30, 2004: They replaced the airbags with monitors. THIS is what Absurd Links is all about # |
| Dec 28, 2004: Why? And where the hell are his teeth? (Link: Colin P.) # |
| Dec 27, 2004: You can't be mad at something that fools this many people. # |
| Dec 16, 2004: Check out the Bills v. Browns stats (Link: Chris) # |
| Dec 12, 2004: Sweet christ, why is this annual? (Link: Quentin) # |
| Nov 30, 2004: They should stick with it - things will pick up! (Link: James) # |
| Nov 29, 2004: A mouse won't even fit on there! 60% off, I'm shocked. (Link: Quentin) # |
| Nov 26, 2004: I've lived a sheltered life of shoe-tying (Link: William) # |
| Nov 23, 2004: Look at the piglet's shirt! # |
| Nov 11, 2004: I've been told it sounds like my style. (Link: William) # |
| Nov 5, 2004: I never tire of stupid criminals (Link: Chris) # |
| Oct 28, 2004: That's the best excuse ever (Link: Chris) # |
| Oct 24, 2004: Smart car, dumb driver. (Link: Alex L.) # |
| Oct 19, 2004: Well, now I know I don't want to see the Bollywood version of Robin Hood. (Link: Chris) # |
| Oct 17, 2004: It's sad that this ISN'T unbelievable. # |
| Oct 16, 2004: One day, I shall tell Joyce of my true feelings. (Link: Chris) # |
| Oct 7, 2004: Her explanation is incredible. So's the grammar mistake currently in the article. # |
| Oct 5, 2004: It's nice to not be a part of "What's In". (Link Credit: Sarah) # |
| Oct 4, 2004: That is just fowl. (Oh, Puns!) (Link Credit: Chris) # |
| Oct 1, 2004: Fantastic # |
| Sep 27, 2004: Cosby sings a classic! # |
| Sep 26, 2004: 140 mph OVER the speed limit. (Thanks Mike) # |
| Sep 21, 2004: I'm speechless, really. [9/23/04 Apparently, this is fake, which saddens me] # |
| Sep 16, 2004: Because who doesn't want an MP3 player with an asshole? # |
| Sep 13, 2004: Jesus - Wrong for America. # |
| Sep 9, 2004: And I thought the Princeton robbery at knifepoint was dumb. # |
| Sep 1, 2004: I like free money, and Ikea, but not enough to kill. # |
| Aug 25, 2004: 54% of people are goddamned liars. "Rarely/Never"? Bull-SHIT! # |
| Aug 24, 2004: #7 - "Genious"? THAT is fantastic. # |
| Aug 24, 2004: View the original first here # |
| Aug 23, 2004: The link itself isn't absurd - only the MPAA. # |
| Aug 19, 2004: Winnie The Drunken Pooh # |
| Aug 6, 2004: "Gaffe", eh? # |
| Aug 4, 2004: "Struckman said he didn't think the robberies were related." # |
| Jul 29, 2004: Sure, it's $23 for a mirror. But it's a mirror with Feng Shui benefits! # |
| Jul 25, 2004: Mmmmmm, That's Good Satire. # |
| Jul 17, 2004: Chess...BOXING! # |
| Jul 6, 2004: Who doesn't like a cute cat picture? Maybe Satan. Maybe. # |
| Jun 30, 2004: Can't it be both? # |
| Jun 30, 2004: "It's the most authentic farming experience available besides working the fields yourself." # |
| Jun 28, 2004: "Worked out good" until she read this article, you idiot. # |
| Jun 26, 2004: How much do you have to hate your baby? # |
| Jun 23, 2004: Sign said "Yoga Class For Cats" # |
| Jun 22, 2004: Another cat picture # |
| Jun 18, 2004: "People nearby have not seen the bear at the time of this picture..." # |
| Jun 6, 2004: "Punchy is quite the juggler." # |
| Jun 4, 2004: A Sash! # |
| May 18, 2004: Adult Happy Meals and one CEO dead of a heart attack. # |
| May 5, 2004: Where's Waldo? The Text-Based Version # |
| May 4, 2004: A real toy, from real Japan - a real crazy country. # |
| May 4, 2004: "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY. IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! A NEW FORCE FIGHTS TO INCREASE COLORECTAL CANCER SCREENING" # |
| Apr 26, 2004: Yes indeed, who knew? # |
| Apr 20, 2004: Fantastic! # |
| Apr 20, 2004: Because your typical sports fan needs a bigger ass # |
| Apr 17, 2004: Specific, Secret Procedures # |
| Apr 16, 2004: Gross # |
| Apr 14, 2004: Electron Band Structure In Germanium... # |
| Apr 14, 2004: EverCrack has gotten inside baseball. # |
| Apr 12, 2004: Is it possible we've become too litigious? # |
| Apr 7, 2004: Absurd, Yet Awesome # |
| Mar 31, 2004: What were they thinking? # |
| Mar 16, 2004: Dumbest City Ever # |
| Mar 16, 2004: If that's what it takes # |
| Mar 10, 2004: Stupidest crime ever. # |
| Mar 10, 2004: Let's hear it for e-voting! # |
| Mar 9, 2004: Read the last line # |
| Mar 3, 2004: Unscreened School Closings. All real, all broadcast. # |
| Feb 24, 2004: Check out #2 - Now THAT'S lazy. # |
| Feb 15, 2004: Sponge-Bob Black-Face. # |
| Feb 11, 2004: Nerd Joke # |
| Feb 9, 2004: Yeah, they're the crazy ones. # |
| Feb 5, 2004: "Wardrobe Malfunction" indeed # |
| Jan 30, 2004: "Whiplash often gets crazy in the ring..." # |
| Jan 29, 2004: Absurd and AWESOME # |
| Jan 23, 2004: THE PRESIDENT: I need some ribs. # |
| Jan 22, 2004: That's frightening # |
| Jan 13, 2004: Ah, iPod Mini. What a waste. # |
| Jan 12, 2004: Why didn't they just use the claw? # |
| Jan 4, 2004: Check out the animation. As Mart said, it's "Strangly entrancing". # |
| Jan 4, 2004: Jason Alexander! (Not Really) # |
| Dec 26, 2003: 8 hours in a chimney and the best he could come up with was that he dropped his keys. # |
| Dec 25, 2003: Ah yes, the traditional Christmas...bucket of KFC. # |
| Dec 24, 2003: "I consider them my friends," he says. "They're not criminals." # |
| Dec 17, 2003: Unusually hot weather... # |
| Dec 17, 2003: Come fly the drunken skies! # |
| Dec 15, 2003: It doesn't make me want a beer. A naked woman, on the other hand... # |
| Dec 13, 2003: They work for peanuts...oh man, that's good. # |
| Dec 6, 2003: For those who remember this. Has pbones.com impacted the world? Or at least Battle Creek? # |
| Dec 6, 2003: I like mayo too. Just not enough to kill. # |
| Nov 22, 2003: They GLOW! # |
| Nov 15, 2003: It's rare for a reason # |
| Nov 10, 2003: I'd use this. # |
| Nov 7, 2003: The EPA experts made suggestions and listened... # |
| Nov 5, 2003: Fair And Balanced... # |
| Oct 19, 2003: All hail the terrifying, wobbly messiah # |
| Oct 19, 2003: Deeeesgusting # |
| Oct 15, 2003: "...But maybe if you hum a few bars." # |
| Oct 13, 2003: Accidentally shot down a plane...from a wedding # |
| Oct 13, 2003: Sumo Robot! # |
| Oct 10, 2003: "I'll find another slogan." # |
| Oct 1, 2003: "Oh Fu...Shit." # |
| Oct 1, 2003: No One Died When Clinton Lied # |
| Sep 29, 2003: ...Or Subtle Communist Propaganda? # |
| Sep 28, 2003: Put your feet up # |
| Sep 25, 2003: Knightsfollie Ladiesman # |
| Sep 24, 2003: Dancing...Horizontally # |
| Sep 23, 2003: Second Day Service - One Week Later # |
| Sep 23, 2003: One for the list of why I don't do Angels' Trumpets # |
| Sep 22, 2003: "Look at all the authentic details" # |
| Sep 19, 2003: Arr, 'tis a catchy name. # |
| Sep 18, 2003: Try it yourself. # |
| Sep 16, 2003: 83% of people have a purer soul than I. # |
| Sep 16, 2003: Oh boy... # |
| Sep 14, 2003: And hilarity ensued. # |
| Sep 14, 2003: Thanks Chris. # |
| Sep 11, 2003: Watch the video # |
| Sep 10, 2003: New Brunswick? #3 in STDs in the college world? Great. # |
| Sep 3, 2003: "...committed to helping Ohio
deliver its electoral votes to the President next year." # |
| Sep 3, 2003: I laughed, I cried, I wet myself a little bit. # |
| Sep 2, 2003: The Torino Scale # |
| Aug 30, 2003: For Ally. # |
| Aug 28, 2003: "Good lord this is fucked up." # |
| Aug 27, 2003: Craziest Mom Ever 2 # |
| Aug 27, 2003: Craziest mom ever # |
| Aug 25, 2003: I'm speechless. # |
| Aug 23, 2003: -87 Years # |
| Aug 23, 2003: "Don't forget to bring a towel" # |
| Aug 23, 2003: Hello? Hello?! # |
| Aug 22, 2003: 0 arrests, 0 IDs # |
| Aug 18, 2003: Don't miss the last line. # |
| Aug 12, 2003: Ha. # |
| Aug 11, 2003: Inexplicable mobs. # |
| Aug 11, 2003: Horrible. # |
| Aug 1, 2003: Neener # |
| Jul 31, 2003: His cameraman got messed up # |
| Jul 29, 2003: What the F'ing HELL? # |
| Jul 24, 2003: Bizarre. # |
| Jul 20, 2003: That last link was apparently fake. This one is not. # |
| Jul 16, 2003: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" - Brilliant # |
| Jul 8, 2003: Believe me, it could have been worse # |
| Jul 7, 2003: Gross. # |
| Jul 7, 2003: "Why did you murder your parents?" "Babyink.com" # |
| Jul 6, 2003: "...you'll just be casually checking the time." With a giant catapault arm extending off your wrist. # |
| Jun 17, 2003: www.powergenitalia.com - it's not what you think. # |
| Jun 15, 2003: All that is right in the world # |
| Jun 14, 2003: Craziness # |
| Jun 12, 2003: ...build a better idiot. # |
| Jun 12, 2003: Not absurd, just a link I keep referencing # |
| Jun 10, 2003: Root Prime, baby # |
| Jun 2, 2003: Good god. # |
| Jun 1, 2003: You should have sued, Chris # |
| Jun 1, 2003: An oldie but a goodie # |
| Jun 1, 2003: Here Neil # |
| May 29, 2003: Sick. Yes, that's a real picture. # |
| May 26, 2003: Oh, just a 6,249,900% return on investment. # |
| May 25, 2003: <insert sarcastic comment about Kellogg's here> # |
| May 14, 2003: It's funny because it's true. # |
| May 13, 2003: A sledgehammer to fix Windows...good. # |
| May 11, 2003: Has he lost his mind? # |
| May 9, 2003: Second picture, and caption - excellent. # |
| May 6, 2003: Librarians... # |
| May 2, 2003: Ok, I'll wear my daddy's uniform like a 6 year old girl! # |
| May 2, 2003: Let's play war! # |
| Apr 27, 2003: Froot Loops...in waffles. # |
| Apr 22, 2003: Did no one realize how wrong this was? # |
| Apr 13, 2003: Scariest. Man. Ever. # |
| Apr 12, 2003: Thanks to Paul L for this one. # |
| Apr 11, 2003: Ha...*cough* # |
| Apr 8, 2003: Snort the Son of God # |
| Apr 7, 2003: Thanks to Paul L. for this one. # |
| Apr 3, 2003: An Embarrassment of Poetic Riches # |
| Apr 3, 2003: Interpret as you will # |
| Apr 1, 2003: Chew on this for a bit. # |
| Mar 29, 2003: The new Zelda came out last Wednesday. This Zelda came out in 1986. # |
| Mar 29, 2003: Oops. # |
| Mar 26, 2003: Several of my old links are included on here, including the Harry Potter broom and the A&F t-shirts. # |
| Mar 19, 2003: Who needs satire with headlines like this? # |
| Mar 13, 2003: 8 Billion # |
| Mar 10, 2003: Microsoft's website, circa 1994 # |
| Mar 5, 2003: Sure, that makes sense. # |
| Feb 27, 2003: Yeah, thank god he found a new climbing partner. # |
| Feb 25, 2003: 231%! TWO HUNDRED THIRTY ONE PERCENT! # |
| Feb 23, 2003: "I just wanna be a rock star" # |
| Feb 18, 2003: This was too absurd to let go. # |
| Feb 12, 2003: My theory is they went back in time... # |
| Feb 8, 2003: Continuing on the drug theme # |
| Feb 6, 2003: It wasn't the fact that he was selling drugs to kids that bothered me so much...it was that he wasn't paying taxes on the drugs he sold to kids! # |
| Feb 2, 2003: Ah, Voter Initiative... # |
| Jan 29, 2003: Sometimes people just make me sad # |
| Jan 28, 2003: Read the second photo caption. # |
| Jan 25, 2003: It's not the DJ, it's the classic video game character. # |
| Jan 15, 2003: "It helps to have someone stand on the walkway and point toward shore." # |
| Jan 12, 2003: Does this make sense to anyone? # |
| Jan 10, 2003: The latest Japanese craze...nipple scarves. # |
| Jan 2, 2003: How many firemen does it take to change a lightbulb? 0. # |
| Dec 13, 2002: If you've ever played Tetris, watch this for the sickest play ever. # |
| Dec 12, 2002: A PSA on tofu (I swear!) # |
| Dec 6, 2002: "The ironing is delicious" # |
| Dec 1, 2002: No Comment # |
| Nov 25, 2002: Worst...pet...ever # |
| Nov 24, 2002: Mmm, CNN...pathetic. # |
| Nov 23, 2002: For you, Mom # |
| Nov 19, 2002: Glassy Ass...Happy Holidays. # |
| Nov 17, 2002: "I had noticed that there were these tiny plastic ninjas in vending machines all across the city but no one was using them to perform classical theater. Something had to be done." # |
| Nov 13, 2002: Drunken spiders... # |
| Nov 12, 2002: Apparently, no radio stations were playing his music, despite the fact that he won a grammy. [Thanks to Alex Lewis]. # |
| Nov 9, 2002: Of course she's 113-she's preserved from the inside...By Twinkies! # |
| Nov 6, 2002: Mmm...32 hundred dollars worth of tacos... # |
| Nov 2, 2002: So many goddamned cows... # |
| Oct 30, 2002: Funny until your realize Canada's warning is probably warranted. # |
| Oct 29, 2002: Milk-the preferred beverage among today's modern sellout. # |
| Oct 26, 2002: This is the equivalent of a virus. As that last image shows, you're making it all legal, by clicking a button... # |
| Oct 17, 2002: Police advice to those terrified of being sniped in D.C. area: "When moving outside, walk briskly in a zigzag pattern." # |
| Oct 16, 2002: It's not at 0%, but these reviews are incredibly harsh. And hilarious. # |
| Oct 4, 2002: That's just...weird. # |
| Sep 23, 2002: That's Lynn Cheney's book, too. # |
| Sep 16, 2002: Chuck babbles a bit, but MTV is ridiculous. # |
| Sep 13, 2002: Thanks to Chris D. for putting me on the trail of this one # |
| Sep 11, 2002: Timely... # |
| Sep 2, 2002: The reviews could be fake, but that image is real... # |
| Aug 12, 2002: Register Green! Vote Democrat! And if your particular race can afford it, Vote Green. # |
| May 26, 2002: Custom shoes, ethical labor practices, synthetics available...excellent. # |
| Apr 29, 2002: Smurfify your name! # |
| Apr 21, 2002: "We personally thought Asians would love this T-shirt" Idiots... # |
| Apr 9, 2002: Pricey cigarettes... # |
| Mar 25, 2002: When you start justifying things by "reducing health-care costs", you're in trouble. -QDC # |
| Mar 13, 2002: Why would you want a guitar? # |
| Feb 27, 2002: Oh man is that choice. # |
| Feb 12, 2002: "...and by cool, I mean totally sweet." # |
| Jan 26, 2002: Pudding Guy! # |
| Jan 23, 2002: SFLB-Short in the Front, Long in the Back # |
| Jan 10, 2002: Jesus... # |
| Dec 26, 2001: Check It Out, Sucka! # |
| Dec 23, 2001: Yah, this isn't creepy at all. # |
| Dec 16, 2001: Woo-hoo! # |
| Dec 12, 2001: Go Go Gadget SlugBot! # |
| Dec 6, 2001: This is too much. Once you get to the theme song, you'll about die laughing. # |
| Dec 2, 2001: How to survive an atomic blast with just a hat! # |
| Nov 26, 2001: Ain't technology grand? # |
| Nov 18, 2001: The doll has no husband...Get your very own "Knocked up Rika-Chan"! # |
| Nov 17, 2001: The lesson? Sacrifice your virginity, and your sisters feast! # |
| Nov 16, 2001: Try Film #11 especially. # |
| Nov 15, 2001: For the total losers among us...this is actually pretty neat. # |
| Nov 14, 2001: Classic, just classic. # |
| Nov 12, 2001: Ghost...poop. Check out this whole site. # |
| Nov 11, 2001: What, no pictures? This is protest, not pornography! # |
