Welcome to another update to PBones' Rules of Life! These are more items from the list of rules and ideas by which I live My life. One day, these will be the fundamental tenets of My new religion. All will worship at the altar of PBones! Until then, I shall be blessing you with a preview of My rules every Tuesday.

And on the tenth of December in the year Two Thousand Two, PBones said unto them...

11) Hot chocolate is very different from brown water.
12) If it looks like fish, smells like fish, and tastes like fish, it's probably fish.
13) If you can't blame the mimes, blame Athmeya.
14) Jello-O is not the way to a woman's heart.
15) Need an italian? Call Tony Danza!
16) It's just not nice to name your child Gaylord.
17) If you meet a large man wearing spandex named "Big Chucky", run like hell.
18) What about the Native Americans?
19) Never, ever, EVER announce that your ass is bleeding.
20) You poor bastard.

...And it was good.

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