Welcome to the third installment of PBones' Rules of Life! These are still more items from the list of rules and ideas by which I live My life. One day, these will be the fundamental tenets of My new religion. All will worship at the altar of PBones! Until then, I shall be blessing you with a preview of My rules every Tuesday.

And on the seventeenth of December in the year Two Thousand Two, PBones said unto them...

21) Because honestly, who doesn't want to get off?
22) There IS SO a spoon! Furthermore, it's remote-controlled.
23) Smoking yourself thin only works if you smoke "Lite" cigarettes.
24) It is a necessity that the world as a whole forgets the 1980's ever happened.
25) It's bad form to mail a picture of a 3-foot hoagie to a starving child in Malaysia.
26) Denying the existence of gravity will not allow you to fly. Now is the time to learn this, not halfway down an 80-story building.
27) Mother Nature is not to be trifled with.
28) Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
29) Bananas cause far more deaths than they prevent.
30) Not every story needs to end with the sentance, "And then she got totally turned on".

...And it was good.

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